Already??

2003-12-02 at 5:38 p.m.

Wow, these surfaced quickly!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and

the other you carry your groceries in!!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?

A: Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he

have sex,

the doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13

years old.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?

A: He was up to a pack a day.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was

"Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I

didn't warn you."