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2004-08-26 at 11:10 a.m.

New Evening classes for men! All are welcome!

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course

will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and

get a discount on registration.

1. How to fill ice-cube trays.

Step by step with slide presentation.

2. Toilet Paper: Do they grow on the roller?

Roundtable discussion.

3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor,

Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: do they levitate and fly

into the kitchen sink or dishwasher by themselves?

Debate among panel of experts.

5. Loss of virility: losing the remote control to your significant other.

Help line and support groups.

6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right

place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open forum.

7. Health Watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

PowerPoint presentation.

8. Real men ask for directions when lost.

Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.

9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?

Driving simulation.

10. Living with adults: basic differences between your mother and

your wife.

Online class and role playing.

11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

12. Remembering Birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates

and calling when you're going to be late.

Bring your calendar or PDA to class.