If I wanted Viagra, I know where to get it, thanks...

2004-03-10 at 1:51 p.m.


Thank you all for the anniversary wishes! We have absolutely no plans tonight, other than watching the result of Wild Card voting on American Idol. M and S offered to watch the kids for us if we wanted to go out, but we're flat ass broke until payday, when we'll be flat ass broke again. I'm considering our Clay concert on the 21st our evening out.

I'm considering closing down my hotmail account. I'm getting so much spam, I can barely stay on top of it all. Real mail is being turned away because of all the ads, including, but not limited to:

~ Viagra (and all its many spellings)

~ making my dick bigger

~ credit cards

~ getting out of debt

~ refinancing my home

and

~ seeing teenage sluts suck big, hairy horse c0ck

I wish advertisers would get it through their heads that flooding my inbox with misspelled, difficult to load drivel isn't going to make me interested in their product or service. If anything, it makes me want to boycott it in any way, shape or form. Because of this, I am boycotting teenage sluts AND big hairy horse c0ck.

In fact... I had someone write to me recently and offer me $10 for my email address. This person desperately wanted that username and was willing to pay for it. Maybe I should consider it - although a refund may be demanded when this unsuspecting person sees how much crap mail I receive on a daily basis.

I've heard it said you should close old email accounts every year or two to throw off spam artists. That's about how long it takes me to lose complete control of my inbox.

Anyway, just a thought. I'll keep you on pins and needles.

Well, I hear silence and that's never a good sign around here. The children have either escaped, seeking freedom or they're unconscious. In case it's the latter, I should go check my carpet for blood stains.

Have a great day!

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